Worst fucking movies of all time

So guys, I'm clearing 2 weeks of leave. Usually, I'd plan myself a nice holiday - find an exotic location, pamper myself with good food, drink, beautiful sights, etc. etc.

This year it's a little different for me though. Company's been under a little stress and I've pulled 90+ hour weeks since January, so I've decided to just stay home and chill for the 2 weeks - just binge on junk food and movies. Now I'm 2 days in, and while I've noted a list of highly recommended movies, in the spirit of just relaxing and being adventurous, I've gone ahead and picked out random movies to watch, hoping I'd find some unexpected / underrated good movies... and boy was I in for a surprise.

Some of these movies were so bad I had to look up the directors afterward to try to understand what in the world compelled them to direct and launch such atrocities? I'm talking about movies with plots that made no sense whatsoever, with actors worse than my MD, and camera angles / screen cuts that made your head spin - so folks, for the benefit of others' sanity, could you please share the worst movies you've watched and summarize the plot (on a best efforts basis) that we may be able to avoid these abominations? You know you've had your fair share. I'll start with the 3 I had the misfortune to stumble upon:

  1. Final girl - bunch of terrible actors masquerading as serial killers bring girls into the woods and torment them with shitty jokes before killing them. One of them turns out to be an assassin and they get fucked

  2. Lady in the water - some random clown finds an alien living in his pool, engages his wierdo apartment mates and protects her from alien wolves. At some point, the solution to the crisis turned out to be on the back of a cereal box. A fucking cereal box. Perhaps I shouldn't flush too soon the next time, who knows what universal truths I could uncover from those patterns

  3. Book of Eli - some dude, clearly on a high, keeps walking in a direction. For the whole fucking duration of the movie. And just for fun, the director makes him blind.

God bless the movie studios

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Chairman of the Board (Carrot Top) was a bad one too. When one of the stars went on the Tonight Show, the other guest started roasting her for being in the movie. Sadly, this could be onsidered a Wall Street film.

“You know what any movie with Carrot Top in it is called? Box Office Poison

 

Hobbs and Shaw. Just when you thought the absolute shit Fast franchise reached its lowest low, The Rock is pulling military helicopters down from the air with his bare hands.. solo.

 

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