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I know we rarely talk startup and VC scene here in the Oasis, but a new startup based here in SoMA has thought of an idea to secure seed funding that is so profound I can't tell if they're brilliantly bold or just idiots trying to mask an awful product. I just had to share it here.

Either way, I think TechCrunch put it best...

Erick Schonfeld @TCIt’s not a bubble until startups are rapping for seed funding.

See for yourself!

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