Looking for PE/HF Boyfriend (Serious Inquiries Only)

Long time lurker, first time poster.

After one too many failed situationships and too much mindless doomscrolling on Raya/Hinge, I’ve decided to try dating the old fashioned way: sourcing candidates anonymously on WSO.

About me: hot girl, great tits, Ivy League. Currently at an EB, but unfortunately I don’t have any real IB MD / PE partner aspirations. The only exit opp I’m seriously underwriting is becoming a housewife who goes to Pilates every day.

Ideally looking for someone successful enough that I can quit my job and focus on staying hot, shopping, Pilates, eventually raising kids, and maintaining a peaceful household.

MF PE (flagship buyout only) / SM HF (tiger cub. maybe tiger grandcub) preferred, but open to PWM if you’re funny, tall, or rich enough.

DM me I guess. Serious inquiries only, but not too serious because that would be embarrassing.

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