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Wait, I thought he owned the slip and the other boat was unlawfully parked--even if that were the case that'd still be a dick move

but he just pulled a straight Karen and untied a boat from a slip that wasn't even his? That's like slashing a cars tires because they were parked near your house

How bitter do you have to be to do some shit like that?

 

Yeah it was his slip (the guy who untied the boat), but his boat was gone for the season. Other dude had a slip in the same marina, but it was smaller and the dock owner let him use the wider slip for a night.

Feels like you could have called the dock owner and cleared everything up before just untying it, no? Hope he gets hit with charges for this

 

Imagine working with this dude--what a nightmare

Goes to show even people with money and status are trashy

 

Jesus what an ego on that one. I've heard stories about this dude and now I don't have any problem believing them.

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