This is dumb asf

I thought recruiting banking as a sophomore was dumb asf, but throw me in a room with a CIM and a LBO template less than a month on the desk, and I’ll tell you what dumb asf really is

I am officially throwing in the towel before I make a fool of myself in front of more HHs and firms

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