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This piece of work, originally a public interview but she might have smartened up and realized that this was not a good look in any context. She proceeded to go on a very public tirade posting on LinkedIn about how horrible her team and bosses were and how amazing she was. #girlboss - https://www.efinancialcareers.com/news/finance/leaving-private-equity-j…

Edit: found the original - https://web.archive.org/web/20230103093336/https://www.efinancialcareer…

"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

Dropped off the map, probably blacklisted. You just don't talk about your firm publicly like that unless you're a rainmaker leaving to start your own, and even then why burn the bridges?

"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

Nah, very much mid, at best a 7/10 as far as PE women go which is a 6/10 IRL, drop another 1-2 due to the crazy factor.

"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 
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>shitty startup

>raised $500m from Carlyle, Highland, Gotham, etc.

It is in fact possible to make fun of poor decisions w/o making up dumb lies.

"If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

Appears she was the only Congrats comment not liked by her former GA colleague "Tess" on LinkedIn. Unfortunate.

 

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