What are your funniest Recruiter/Head-hunter stories?

Creating this thread because I'm dealing with recruiters almost on a daily basis (looking for a new challenge) and thought it would be interesting to see if I'm not the only that has the pleasure of dealing with such highly dysfunctional "professionals".

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Yes, they have a distorted sense of reality to say the least. They lie to both firms and candidates.

 

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