πŸš€ Breaking News: Jim Cramer wants his resume checked for a 2025 UK summer internship πŸš€

Imagine the chaos: "Buy, buy, buy!" during tea breaks and "Sell, sell, sell!" at lunch. UK banks, brace yourselves!

Now that I have your attention with a lousy ChatGPT-generated "funny" title, I would like to ask you to shred my resume to pieces and give me your best feedback. I am targeting UK 2025 summer IB internships.

Thank you very much, and all help is greatly appreciated.

Best regards,
Fake Jim

Resume

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also for when you learned german, was it specifically for the school you’re heading to now (we both know the name but won’t name drop for anonymity)? if so how long did it take

 

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