Everyone Serbian Film my resume

Resume review requests have been getting more and more extreme. So, in that spirit, everyone take a moment to pull the eye patch off this resume and tell me what you think.

http://www.razume.com/documents/22080

My first goal is an equity research position. The CFA bit is awkward, how would any of yall do it differently?

Have at it, and thanks

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dude, did you watch the movie "A Serbian Film"? A buddy of mine says to watch it, I heard it was some of the sickest shit you could ever watch. Just wondering as I never heard of it before my friend mentioned it and haven't heard about it again until I saw this post.

 

Fixed it thanks Matthias.

And no I havent seen it theres a thread on it here somewhere that directed me to the wilki page on its plot, messed with my head.

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Best Response

-Remove "the" before University of Georgia.

-Move minor line above GPA line, it looks weird the way it is right now.

-Remove the bit about graduating early. The very obvious question gets begged: "Why the hell didn't this guy stay and extra 1 or 2 semesters to fix his 3.2 GPA?"

-To fix the CFA wording, would write: "Chartered Financial Analyst (CFA) Institute" as if it were the same format as a university. Then, as first bullet, write: "Student Scholarship Recipient & Current Level 1 Candidate"

-Italicize the name of that boxing tournament in your interests.

-Write a second interest (or change the title of the section to "Interest").

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