Last minute revisions - Help truly appreciated

In another thread guys were suggesting not to put BIWS and the like on the resume. Can someone explain why is it inappropriate?

Edit: That sounded way more toolish than I had anticipated

Provided you know the metrics/models necessary to win a valuation competition, and provided you know the majority of the excel macros that they grind into you skull during a full-length TTS or BIWS course; then sure, its fine. Just expect to be quizzed, because most people won't believe you.

Also, the centered section titles aren't easy on my eyes. I would consider changing it up

If you put anything close to the three letters "LBO" on your resume, you better be damn sure you know it like the back of your hand.

Looks solid... except PIIGS instead of PIGS

Alrighty thanks. I'll get rid of the BIWS & LBO. Underpromise and impress right?

Edit: Wow thanks for that, no idea how I missed it.

No prob bro... as a way to say 'thank you,' can you perhaps entertain me with your most impressive food challenges? If I was interviewing you and I saw that, the entire interview would be focused on that... Competitive eating is my plan B career, I destroy food.

By challenges I mean I go to restaurants and do whatever challenge they have

But I guess 4 chipotle burritos in 7 mintues

Lol really?? I need to compile a list and the summer between graduation and FT just do a road trip and knock them all off.