Please attack and destroy my resume, what went wrong?

Please tear apart this resume, I am applying to finance jobs and would like some humble pie.

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did you sell home security systems (alarms) or actual vaults for people's homes?

"I know you think you understand what you thought I said but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
 

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