PLEASE HAZE THE SHIT OUT OF MY RESUME

I have a more traditional resume which I used to send out to prospective employers but I've been trying out a more stylized version in an attempt to stand out somewhat, good idea bad idea? I'm looking into several areas of finance as a very recent graduate but my current goals are to get in with some kind of rotational finance program with BOA, Key, etc... as a means to break into entry level IB, portfolio analysis, or an position. Name has been redacted.

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To be frank, I would get rid of most if not all of the points listed in your qual section. Most of those should be given considering your experiences. Unless you've actually signed up for the CFA exam, don't list that either.

Just my $0.02

 
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