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Hi guys,

I am currently working on my CV as some applications just opened or will open in the next few days. As it is my first time needing a serious CV, I decided to ask people in the field I am aiming for. So please, feel free to give me as much constructive critisism as you can. Have fun and let the games begin!

Here my CV:

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