Rare Bankerella Pic + Resume Critique of Private Equity Internship

Hey guys,

I recently started an internship with a small private equity firm, working about 25 hours a week. Having only been there a few weeks, I haven't had the opportunity to gain much first hand experience. Everything I have done so far has been pretty basic. The firm is also involved with some small venture capital investments so I included that too. I was hoping you guys could help spin my resume and throw in some "buzz words" that could help with recruiting. Feel free to rip apart any other portion of my resume as well. Thanks!

http://www.razume.com/documents/27508

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[quote=captainkoolaid]i have a hunch that bankerella may in fact be one of these girls:

http://www.whitepowermilk.com/collections/frontpage[/quote]

I'm not sure what I'm more creeped out by; the fact that products like these exist or..the fact that people know about them...

wtf, is is foreal?

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