Roast my CV

Hi everyone, 

I haven't received realistic feedback anywhere else apart from this community. Everyone I've talked to always sugar coats it. I'm looking for some brutal, realistic advice.

A bit of context: I am a final-year student currently trying to find a graduate position, as I absolutely cannot afford to graduate unemployed. I am aware that IB is not even likely at this point because my CV is not very strong. Therefore, I am open to pretty much anything finance-related that ideally, could get me closer to IB at some point in the future. 

Any feedback will be greatly appreciated. Don't hold back :)

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Not too much to roast to be honest, main thing lacking is experience. Would change the format a bit (make everything aligned and remove the centered text for volunteer etc) and remove the bolding of some sentences. 

 

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