Roast my Resume

Sophomore looking for my first internship, and looking to get into CF at national banks or regional investment banks in the Charlotte area. I understand my experience is lacking, however any advice or critics on making the most of what I have is appreciated. 

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Follow the context action result method for bullet points. Show how your actions in your clubs and work lead to success. Also, look to have your text lines reach the end of the page. Right now, it looks empty. You may have to delete or add some more, but it will make it look more appealing and appear full. So fill your interest, so the line reaches the end of the page. Follow this guide, and you should be good: https://mergersandinquisitions.com/free-investment-banking-resume-templ…

 

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