Roast my resume for Spring Week

I would like to get my CV nailed for spring week before I start so I can enjoy freshers :)
Please destroy my CV. Everything is true except from my LSE societies (since I haven't started yet).
Aiming for S&T/Prop trading ideally, but also interested in trying out IB/Consulting (to see if I enjoy them).
Thanks!
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This is a very impressive resume, especially for how young you are. That's a big stack of accomplishment. Pat yourself on the back! But why did you put LSE on your resume with you major, clubs, and everything, when you haven't started yet, bc it's Sep 2023? That can be one line with your start year only, assuming you haven't taken any classes there. You should add more to your time at state school. Your past school shouldn't have the same amount of lines as your future school. Employers want to see what you have done, not what you "can" do.
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