Roast My Resume Like it's a Frozen Thanksgiving Turkey

I'm an international student looking to break into London IB/S&T (SA 2026), hoping to get some brutal advice so I can get my resume up to par. Previous experience was largely off-cycle/networking-based, so resume hasn't been as important. Previously worked/studied in the US, grew up in Africa. 

Beyond that, any advice on how to treat my entry for MSF as I haven't started yet? 

Have a great day, apes.

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