This guy is running for Student President of our University and I came across a website he made about his prior work experience...
He has a gift.
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It's like a 5 course meal.
Nightmares.
WTF?
http://www.linkedin.com/in/codybarbo
"7-9 Years Experience, (Currently in use) · Explain complex situations by using simple analogies · Adaptable to different environments · Very familiar with all the latest technology and software, including Mac OS X Snow Leopard, Windows 7, Microsoft Office, facebook, twitter · Very knowledgeable in Apple's product lineup"
Hahahaa, explaining complex sit. with simple analogies
LOL! This is fucking hilarious:
"Very familiar with all the latest technology and software, including Mac OS X Snow Leopard, Windows 7, Microsoft Office, facebook, twitter"
This has got to be a joke.
Wow, this guy's familiar with Facebook and Twitter. I'm definitely voting for him.
hahahah 7-9 years of experience... using windows facebook and twitter....
What a dork...I hate this kid and have never met him.
?
Obviously negative. He would have written positive elsewise
I wish it was a joke.
I like his heading "College Student. Entrepreneur. Project Analyst."
Also the ambiguous 7-9 years experience is priceless.
concept isn't bad...just don't be a douche when you do it...
just don't. this only ends badly.
I think for some guys (like this one), the website trick might be the only chance to make it to Wall Street. You need a more well thought-out approach though. http://www.lorenzovonmatterhorn.com/
[quote=Il Cavaliere]I think for some guys (like this one), the website trick might be the only chance to make it to Wall Street. You need a more well thought-out approach though. http://www.lorenzovonmatterhorn.com/[/quote]
Is that NPH?
Who is Neil Patrick Harris? That's Lorenzo Von Matterhorn.
[quote=Il Cavaliere]I think for some guys (like this one), the website trick might be the only chance to make it to Wall Street. You need a more well thought-out approach though. http://www.lorenzovonmatterhorn.com/[/quote]
HIMYM reference? You're my hero for the day.
As far as websites about yourself, go for it, but don't be a douche about it. If you say you love playing squash and won a few competitions, post some pictures, etc, great. Don't pimp out the fact that you know how to format a paragraph for double spacing lines, though.
I feel sorry for this guy already... nice tie though
There's no way that's real. "7-9 years experience" "facebook, twitter" Thanks for a laugh.
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