Baruch does weirdly well to a point where I’m half convinced they’re some sort of low key target especially for certain finance heavy majors

 
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"Best NBA players under 6 foot"

"Best Runners over 300 Pounds"

"Best scientists with down syndrome"

Non-target cope lol. The people who succeed at non targets succeed cause they're killers not cause they jack themselves off to going to a second tier university.

 

shit like this can only be written by autistic uchicago kids

 

Most autistic uchicago kids place lights out lol. Call me or my school whatever you want, doesn't change the placement statistics. There is nothing wrong with going to a non target, but you need to be realistic about your school, if you look through the rest of my post history you can see me saying that UChicago should not be grouped with HYPSM even when people are trying to claim the opposite. Just going around sputtering stupid shit like this original post oozes of the need for validation, which I think is really pitiful.

 

bro I am not going to lie, I don't know how people think my comment is mean or disrespectful lol. I said there is nothing wrong with going to a wrong target and that trying to hype them up is validation seeking and naiive. They are non targets there are no good ones, there are just smart people who go to them. UT Austin hardos really came after me huh?

 

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