How do I deal with a massive cockblock?

So there's this girl in my dorm hall who I really like. I'm confident she likes me back. Problem is, every time I talk with her and it's going well, this dude on our hall comes and barges in on the conversation. If it happened like once or twice I wouldn't think too much of it. Unfortunately, there's a pattern of this behavior. It's come to a point where he does it even when I am talking to women I'm not interested in. And the worst part is, it's not awkward when he does it. He casually enters the picture as if he's a "friend", but in the process ruins the whole chemistry. Like, what the fuck's his problem? How do I deal with a character like this?

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I know exactly the kind of guy you're talking about. It's so annoying especially because I always know when to let my boys do their thing and give them space but this mf always barged in when I was doing my thing. During the 3rd time at a party I got so mad that I was really close to slapping the shit out of him. Instead I casually told him I needed to ask him something in private and just told him straight to his face that he's a massive cockblock and that if he does it again I will beat the fuck out of him. Never happened again. 

 

I should add this will only work if you are confident you can kick his ass. 

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