In General What Business School grads get the hottest gfs/wives?

Just curious. From what I've seen the Wharton guys usually get hot wives/gfs once they are in the real world. HBS people - I have literally never met an HBS guy with a hot gf or wife. They are usually smart and successful women, but none that I would call attractive.

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SirTradesaLotUniversity of Miami would be my best guess based solely on the town.

I guess we may as well include business schools in Russia.

(As a bonus, you'd learn how to do business in a hostile environment.)

 

thou shall not touch boston girls w/ a 10-ft pole

in all seriousness...i found a correlation with girls' hotness & weather. or at least, for cold climate/new england schools... just a very high correlation of girls not giving a shit about how they look. trust me -- i went to one and been there. (not in boston, i.e. suburb = even colder winters)

so that leads me to guess..... duke stanford

 
she_monkeythou shall not touch boston girls w/ a 10-ft pole

in all seriousness...i found a correlation with girls' hotness & weather. or at least, for cold climate/new england schools... just a very high correlation of girls not giving a shit about how they look. trust me -- i went to one and been there. (not in boston, i.e. suburb = even colder winters)

so that leads me to guess..... duke stanford

I'll agree with the first part. I'm from Tampa and the girls stay in shape basically year round. I now live in Atlanta and you can see that the girls put on a few extra pounds over the winter, then try to lose it for spring break time and summer boat/lake parties. Of course, there will always be people that stay fit regardless of the time of the year, but as a generalization, the further north you go the less likely the girls will be magazine cover fit. As a side note I recently attended a good buddy's wedding in Wisconsin and the bridesmaid that I escorted down the aisle said she would give me a piggy-back ride. When I declined, being a solid 260lbs guy, she told me not to worry because her boyfriend is way bigger than I am and that she does it to him all the time. Frankly, that raised more questions then it answered, but point made. I still declined. On the flip side, another buddy, who was also in that wedding, is getting married later this year. His wedding will be back in Tampa and as we laughed about the piggy back ride scenario in Wisconsin, we both made the remark that it wouldn't be possible with the bridesmaids at his wedding. And please note, I'm not being critical of anyone, I'm not in the greatest shape myself, but the cooler weather allows you to layer up the clothing and that just provides an excuse for people to be out of shape because it feels as though you can hide it.

As far as the hottest wives are concerned, there is no telling. Few people get married at bschool, so the girls there wouldn't matter much and outside of Boston, Chicago and NYC, very few people stay in the area where they went to bschool (assuming it's a top school). That is to say, if I go to HBS but move back to Tampa or to Miami, I am more likely to find a 'hotter' wife than if I moved to Philly or Boston.

I think it's much more worthwhile to ask which city has the hottest women and aim for one of those cities as opposed to trying to go to a particular school...though I realize that wasn't necessarily the point of the thread.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
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she_monkeythou shall not touch boston girls w/ a 10-ft pole

in all seriousness...i found a correlation with girls' hotness & weather. or at least, for cold climate/new england schools... just a very high correlation of girls not giving a shit about how they look. trust me -- i went to one and been there. (not in boston, i.e. suburb = even colder winters)

so that leads me to guess..... duke stanford

I'll agree with the first part. I'm from Tampa and the girls stay in shape basically year round. I now live in Atlanta and you can see that the girls put on a few extra pounds over the winter, then try to lose it for spring break time and summer boat/lake parties. Of course, there will always be people that stay fit regardless of the time of the year, but as a generalization, the further north you go the less likely the girls will be magazine cover fit.

completely agree. i went to school in a state much colder than where I grew up (ie. relative tolerance of the cold; about 15-20 degrees colder, and winter was about 1.5-2months longer per year). during the winter months I'd literally try eat a lot of fat just to stay warmer/make the winter more bearable... i'm talking pizzas/fried food almost every evening...i shit you not. think of a really fat or just hungry monkey. i'd actually go up about half to 1 full size during the winters...

i doubt it worked, but in my mind it was my excuse, and I had no incentive to stay skinny at all.. this was true all four winters throughout college...... (side note: the girls from much colder states like Minn / Maine were totally fine during the winter. )

 

My guess would be UT Austin, USC, or UCLA for your highly regarded programs. This is mostly an idiotic question, however, as most MBAs are utter dorks.

 

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