Please ROAST my resume (For FT REIB in NYC)

Goal: RE IB or RE PE

Situation: Graduating May 2026 so looking for FT position

Please help me roast my resume!!! I am very thick-skinned, so please DO NOT HOLD BACK!!! The harsher the better!!! Thank you so much!!!

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