Yale, Columbia, Cornell, Brown kids: what happened today/Friday lol

So they were all fake, just a hoax. Was it orchestrated by that one Twitter kid? Power of internet never ceases to amaze me. Would appreciate any insights

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I'm at Cornell. Cops started taping off the arts quad with crime scene tape and we got a bunch of alerts telling us to avoid central campus, and to evacuate certain buildings, without telling us why. It was eventually confirmed by admin as a bomb threat, and we got the all clear a few hours ago. there was lots of chaos and speculation to what was going on before they officially told us, especially since the same shit was happening at Columbia and had happened at Yale earlier TLDR fake bomb threat that admin did a shitty job telling us about caused a lot of confusion and chaos

 
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