Compliance Department wants to talk

So my compliance department just contacted me and asked me to meet with them. I asked what it was about and they were pretty vague. I have been trading through a few other people and have an account in another country...should I shut these down? I was thinking of destroying my home computer and shredding all of the documents I took home from work. What do you guys think?

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Dude, you're fine, don't worry. Just bring down a log of all your trades and they're going to set you up with another department that will help you maximize your tax breaks via UBS bankers. Seriously, compliance is your friend.

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