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Sounds legit.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 
FlakeSounds legit.
The problem is, people are young and gullible enough on here to fail to see sarcasm, bro.
I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

The guy is full of shit - if he could make 10% profits per hour he wouldnt have any incentive to teach, and if he was he could charge a bit more than 500 lbs for it.

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 

Dude you're in the wrong sector. Go long on Nigerian Princesses and make it rain

"There are three ways to make a living in this business: be first, be smarter, or cheat."
 
Charles-perryHe usually charges way more then £500 but because its my friends contact he's charging less.

Yeah, there's a word for what you just described, and that word is "sales". But listen man, I would like to offer you some advice on this for $800. Just so you know, I usually charge a lot more but I'm cutting you a great deal because your mom and I go way back.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

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