Flake:
Sounds legit.
The problem is, people are young and gullible enough on here to fail to see sarcasm, bro.
I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

The guy is full of shit - if he could make 10% profits per hour he wouldnt have any incentive to teach, and if he was he could charge a bit more than 500 lbs for it.

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 

Dude you're in the wrong sector. Go long on Nigerian Princesses and make it rain

"There are three ways to make a living in this business: be first, be smarter, or cheat."
 
Charles-perry:
He usually charges way more then £500 but because its my friends contact he's charging less.

Yeah, there's a word for what you just described, and that word is "sales". But listen man, I would like to offer you some advice on this for $800. Just so you know, I usually charge a lot more but I'm cutting you a great deal because your mom and I go way back.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

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