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first year analyst for what? You're comparing it to Ibanking but we have no idea what the fuck you're analyzing.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

I don't even think secretary's do 40hrs a week in a financial institution lol.....you sir are looking to work in branch banking.

You give me a gift? *BAM* Thank you note! You invite me somewhere? *POW* RSVP! You do me a favor? *WHAM* Favor returned! Do not test my politeness.
 
Best Response

Harry: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip.

Lloyd: Yeah, unless you want to work 40 hours a week.

 

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

There have been many great comebacks throughout history. Jesus was dead but then came back as an all-powerful God-Zombie.
 

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Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. -Niccolo Machiavelli

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