HOLY SHIT!!!!

The first 5 minutes at the open I have never in my 6 years of watching the market seen it behave that way. I expected the collapse but the subsequent rally of 500 points out of nowhere. Really makes you wonder.... WAS THIS IT!?

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we are in this shit show for awhile.

this is not exactly just an US problem, foregin gov, markets, investors, are all going to contribute more unstable movement on the US market. and it seems like the world has just begun the to panic, how long is it going to take "the world" to calm down? who knows. not anytime soon tho.

 

I like gently working into long positions here. I have been very patient during the collapse all cash and only doing short term trading to the short side. For longer term stuff I like to gently work into positions 8500. I think we are going to retest the morning lows however so i will be patient and wait and just trade it to the short side if i see any quick scalps.

"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
 

I will here all day and periodically check this thread if anyone wants to have inciteful market commentary on the session.

"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
 
trade4sizeI will here all day and periodically check this thread if anyone wants to have inciteful market commentary on the session.

wtf is "inciteful" market commentary? god, you're even dumber than I thought.

 

haha, I would love if people got more involved like on ET. I think the younger users will find all this interesting. There are some respectable guys on ET but in general it can be tough to distinguish those that make money and those they are nothing more than gamblers.

"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
 

and its official today was the craziest day in the history of the market. WHAT A DAY!

"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
 

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