Heil Comrade Obama!

Suprised I haven't seen this on here yet.

http://my.barackobama.com/page/share/student-loan…

Are any of you wanting to spend some time in college to find yourself? Want to switch from your Women studies degree to art then maybe Chicano studies? Dont worry about the bill, Comrade Obama is going to pick up the tab for all of you!

As an article on Fox News put it, Take this example: If Suzy Creamcheese gets into George Washington University and borrows from the government the requisite $212,000 to obtain an undergraduate degree, her repayment schedule will be based on what she earns. If Suzy opts to heed the president’s call for public service, and takes a job as a city social worker earning $25,000, her payments would be limited to $1,411 a year after the $10,890 of poverty-level income is subtracted from her total exposure.

Twenty years at that rate would have taxpayers recoup only $28,220 of their $212,000 loan to Suzy."

Even better according to Obama's Ad (see link), if you follow Comrade Obama and pick up a public service position, you will only have to pay for up to 10 years.... tis a dream my friends... tis a dream for all our OWS breather in. I can now occupy the local coffee shop on campus for a little bit longer.

 

http://studentaid.ed.gov/PORTALSWebApp/students/english/IBRPlan.jsp http://studentaid.ed.gov/PORTALSWebApp/students/english/PSF.jsp

What is the Public Service Loan Forgiveness Program? Through the College Cost Reduction and Access Act of 2007, Congress created the Public Service Loan Forgiveness Program to encourage individuals to enter and continue to work full-time in public service jobs. Under this program, borrowers may qualify for forgiveness of the remaining balance due on their eligible federal student loans after they have made 120 payments on those loans under certain repayment plans while employed full time by certain public service employers. Since borrowers must make 120 monthly payments on their eligible federal student loans beginning after October 1, 2007 before they qualify for the loan forgiveness, the first cancellations of loan balances will not be granted until October 2017.

http://www.finaid.org/loans/ibr.phtml

Income-Based Repayment

The Income-Based Repayment (IBR) plan was enacted as part of the College Cost Reduction and Access Act of 2007 and became available on July 1, 2009. It is best for borrowers who are experiencing financial difficulty, have low income compared with their debt, or who are pursuing a career in public service.

So expanding something Bush signed into law is what you should be complaining about.

 
whatwhatwhat:
http://studentaid.ed.gov/PORTALSWebApp/students/english/IBRPlan.jsp http://studentaid.ed.gov/PORTALSWebApp/students/english/PSF.jsp
What is the Public Service Loan Forgiveness Program? Through the College Cost Reduction and Access Act of 2007, Congress created the Public Service Loan Forgiveness Program to encourage individuals to enter and continue to work full-time in public service jobs. Under this program, borrowers may qualify for forgiveness of the remaining balance due on their eligible federal student loans after they have made 120 payments on those loans under certain repayment plans while employed full time by certain public service employers. Since borrowers must make 120 monthly payments on their eligible federal student loans beginning after October 1, 2007 before they qualify for the loan forgiveness, the first cancellations of loan balances will not be granted until October 2017.

http://www.finaid.org/loans/ibr.phtml

Income-Based Repayment

The Income-Based Repayment (IBR) plan was enacted as part of the College Cost Reduction and Access Act of 2007 and became available on July 1, 2009. It is best for borrowers who are experiencing financial difficulty, have low income compared with their debt, or who are pursuing a career in public service.

So expanding something Bush signed into law is what you should be complaining about.

This.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

I posted this yesterday morning

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 

This is only for government loans apparently. They tap out pretty quickly. Private loans don't apply.

The government should simply get out of this business. The Dept of Education costs $80 billion a year. Shut it down, fire everyone and save Americans some real money. The only way to fix this country is to shrink the cancer in Washingon DC.

 
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This is only for government loans apparently. They tap out pretty quickly. Private loans don't apply.

The government should simply get out of this business. The Dept of Education costs $80 billion a year. Shut it down, fire everyone and save Americans some real money. The only way to fix this country is to shrink the cancer in Washingon DC.

Does anyone know just what in the fuck the department of education actually does in terms of adding value?

From their website:

The Department does not:

1) establish schools and colleges; 2) develop curricula; 3) set requirements for enrollment and graduation; 4) determine state education standards; or 5) develop or implement testing to measure whether states are meeting their education standards.*

http://www2.ed.gov/about/overview/focus/what_pg3.html#doesnot

The Department does:

1) establishes policies relating to federal financial aid for education, administers distribution of those funds and monitors their use. 2) collects data and oversees research on America’s schools and disseminates this information to Congress, educators and the general public. 3) identifies the major issues and problems in education and focuses national attention on them. 4) enforces federal statutes prohibiting discrimination in programs and activities receiving federal funds and ensures equal access to education for every individual.

http://www2.ed.gov/about/overview/focus/what_pg2.html#howdoes

Number 3 on their list of what the department does do is my favorite.

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.
 

$80 billion PER YEAR to do essentially nothing. Bang. Cut that immediately.

Since the super committee is looking to cut $3 trillion over 10 years I basically got them 1/3rd of the way there, without touching an entitlement or raising taxes.

 

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You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son.

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