100% Guaranteed IBD Internship at BB ... who wants a bite? This is my offer
I have connections to a major BB with guaranteed $65k starting salary with potential for $50-80k+ bonus...first year IB Analyst - no experience or previous internships required. Does not need target school affilations. GPA, however, cannot be lower than a 3.2.
You just have to suck my dick for 30 minutes though and then bark like a dog while you stroke my nuts.
It might or might not be taped for Youtube purposes (your face censored) where I have plans to make it a 2girls1cup type of thing....with ads.
Seriously now. PM me if interested.
previous experience sucking dick preferred, though not required.
I'd do it if it were private equity.
haha
You'll get so many gay monkey's to do that no problem... don't see what your getting here other than proving your gay...
You could also get girls... to pm you which would just be paying for sex... illegal..
Don't exactly see what your gaining here...
He's getting head. Any hole is a goal....
Are you going to bust?
there are those who say they'll "bend over" to get a job with Goldman....then there are those who actually DO it.
actions speak louder than words.
in conclusion, my cock > black cock.
your E cock > any cock. Your real cock
The winning response will be from the guy who hires a porn star to suck his cock and then still gets the job! POW!!!
and the porn star just got done eating a taco with hot sauce
come on guys how do you expect to risk your entire legal lives, wives, kids, and careers to kiss your MD's ass to take part in a forced insider trading transaction for huge sums of money if you cant even suck dick for 30 minutes?? Shows how much a man is willing to go to fulfill a goal.
the ultimate interview question. you're all a bunch of fucking pikers.
me? nah, i wouldnt have the guts to do it. thats why i'd make a horrible investment banker or trader ;)
with that said, who wants to suck my dick?
Its simple, my time is better spent on excel files so I pay a hooker or porn star to do it and maximize my upside potential by kissing my bosses ass and getting my shit done BOOM!
Check out the earring/piercing thread. You will find numerous willing candidates over there
A few more like this and this board has officially gone to shit
im interested.
It's not gay if my face is censored...
WSO has really gone downhill.
lmao
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