22 yr Old going to formal thread

Did one of you horse's ass admins seriously delete this thread?

Patrick I think you need to crack the whip on these clowns. What in god's name are they doing? I see expletive's being changed ex--etives, which is fine, whatever. But whole threads are being removed, for what reason?

Or.... did the original poster delete it? ...which I also condemn

 

Been away from this forum for too long, and unfortunately missed this thread. Did anyone have it saved? Can someone PM it to me? Looks like I missed out on some quality entertainment...hopefully someone will fill me in.

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GameTheory:
I don't think it was nearly as good as the one where the kid was trying to stalk a girl on Facebook and joining her running group in Central Park (then presumably, killing her and throwing her body in the pond).

He's probably storing her head in his freezer, IMO.

 
MDR:
Maybe he was afraid his girlfriend would find out he needed anonymous advice to run their relationship

My guess is that she took away his internet privileges, but he was sneaky enough to delete the thread before she did her weekly inspection of his browsing history.

 

..yea seriously, the OP probably deleted it.

but big up to marcus's comment on his ex.

We're about to enter a Great Depression. Don't you want a president who's already dressed for it?

------------ I'm making it up as I go along.
 

I think I was one of the later posters on that thread. Basically, from a girl's perspective, I told him his gf was pulling shit and that if she really cared about him, she wouldn't dare ask/do such a thing. And if he hadn't initially said "yes" when her claim was "why did you say yes then" she was trying to pick a fight.

I suppose being told off by a girl is too humiliating therefore the thread must be deleted?

 
 

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