A Monkey Always Sees Another Monkey From Afar

So I am sitting in my campus computer lab when in the background I see the familiar blue & white scheme flickering on a computer screen. He looks like an interesting kid, hopefully he makes it.

"A fisherman always sees another fisherman from afar."

Any of you monkeys meet another monkey in real life?

 

Get a silver sharpie, color a banana, and toss it at him next time you see him and say "Plus one" out loud. Or, if you're ballsy, wait 'til you hear him say something stupid and throw a bag of crap at his feet.

Let us know his reaction.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 
CiroCorp:
I've met three since I joined the site. One guy at my school and two since I've gone abroad in Europe.

still hoping a WSO NYC event materializes this summer.

Definitely, anyone have a penthouse they are willing to offer up for a night?

"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for the sake of mine."
 

I have two friends from university and we're all getting into investment banking.

It's kind of freaky how similar we are.

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." - George Bernard Shaw
 

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