Best excuse for calling in sick/showing up late?

What are the best excuses you've ever heard for someone missing a day or coming in late (real or not), and/or what are some of the worst/most outlandish?

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Aug 25, 2017

Usually you just say you are sick or have an appointment. I hardly ever tell anybody when I am not in the office other than my secretary - they just assume I am traveling.

Aug 25, 2017
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