Boob job

Okay y'all, since we're all seeking out each other's opinions on our cosmetic enhancements - what are your thoughts on getting a boob job (as a girl analyst)? Would you:

  1. Prefer to marry a girl with/without breast implants?
  2. Think less about a colleague's ability with/without big boobs?
  3. Any other thoughts?

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Comments (44)

Feb 24, 2021 - 4:19pm

I am pro-boobs unilaterally, be those cosmetically-enhanced or otherwise

To live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering.

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  • Summer Associate in IB - Ind
Feb 24, 2021 - 4:21pm

I love boobs, real or not. If they would make you happy, do it but don't get pornstar boobs. If you would be doing it for other people, don't do it.

  • Analyst 3+ in IB - Ind
Feb 24, 2021 - 4:29pm

1. Different people like different things. Some guys care a lot, others don't mind and others are in the middle. With some girls with much smaller frames, if they have bigger breasts, people might assume you got a boob job (even though of course, there are some people who are born with them). Know several older women with smaller frames who got boob jobs and now regret the decision because the weight of the breasts is causing stress on their backs. 

2. While people might notice them on you physically a lot more (and some people might be so obvious it's cringey), if you do a great job and are a smart person, the size of your breasts should have no impact on how people perceive you. I feel like if you're bad at your job, then people are more prone to make sexist jokes about how you don't need to be that smart and will still turn out fine cuz other wealthier guys might marry you.

3. Just emphasizing again that not everyone loves women with big breasts. Everyone has their own preference. And who knows? What if by getting big breasts, you weed out the perfect guy for you who preferred smaller ones?

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  • Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
Feb 24, 2021 - 4:45pm

It's 2021 and there is just no place for this type of discussion anymore.

We are more concerned with feet pics now. If you get any cosmetic enhancement I think the most worthwhile (if this applies to you) is to make the second toe shorter than your big toe so that the tips of your phalanges decline at a smooth angle.

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  • Intern in IB - Ind
Feb 24, 2021 - 5:45pm

I guess I'm the only one here who would prefer a partner with small chest rather than one with implants. I love boobs, but for me implants are a turn off.

Feb 24, 2021 - 6:37pm

I feel like if you know you're good at your job and are confident about it you can pull it off. OBVIOUSLY people will notice so if you were the person to bring it up and maybe even make a joke or 2 about it they wouldn't care. Dying your hair is obviously nowhere near as much commitment but from the people I know who do it (I'm from the PNW so i know a lot lol), the people who joke about it and are confident dont get judgment from people that matter to them. If it was me, I'd basically tell my time a couple weeks in advance and kind of own it in a way

Feb 24, 2021 - 6:45pm

Also I feel if I didn't really respect someone a boob job might make me respect them less, but if someone I respected got one and was confident about it, I'd honestly respect them more for doing it and not giving a fuck what others think

  • VP in IB - Gen
Feb 24, 2021 - 7:41pm

FYI, if a guy asked this same question, it would be sexist. 

Depends on where you're at and where you wanna be with your tits. I know there are bras that can perk em up a bit, so a boob job would strictly be for size. 

Please note that for me, personally, nice jugs can never be a full replacement for a butter face. 

Natural (organic) will always be better that artificial. But these days, fake boobs can feel like the real thing.

Hate to say it, but a nice rack can give females a huge ROI (pun intended, and also depending on face, personality, how well you can rock your tits, etc.)

But at the end of the day, I think you should have enough self respect and esteem to move up in your career based on productivity, merit, and accomplishments...not double D's.

Your body, but my $0.02.

  • Intern in IB - Gen
Feb 24, 2021 - 10:58pm

I have double Ds. How can I use it to my advantage in a job ?!? Srs answers only plz

Feb 24, 2021 - 8:00pm

AFAIK the main purpose of plastic surgery is a self-esteem boost for the recipient, so the deciding factor should really be whether it makes YOU feel better or more confident/attractive etc. May have some ROI but IMO in terms of how this is perceived by others, preferences will wildly vary anyways - some will give you 'bonus points' whereas others may even judge you negatively (ie. raises questions about priorities or self esteem, moreso if they appear to be obvious fake). Personally I couldn't care less about size but obviously fake-looking is least preferred (none of this would have any bearing on your assessment though). 

Feb 24, 2021 - 8:38pm

I'm female and wouldn't want to do boob enhancement surgery for any reason if it's not completely safe. If you do some research, you will find many women who went through the surgery had serious side effects, sometimes debilitating. Keywords: Breast implant illness.

  • Analyst 1 in CorpStrat
Feb 24, 2021 - 8:49pm

To answer your question, myself and the majority of guys will prefer a girl that is 'fit/gym fit' over a girl with oversized knockers. If you are overweight, that will be far more unattractive than small jugs. 

Still, big bazooka boobies are never a bad thing

  • Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
Feb 24, 2021 - 10:25pm

If I can spend two minutes here preventing someone from ruining a natural set of jugs, I will be able to die a happy man knowing I did my utmost!

  • Intern in IB - Gen
Feb 25, 2021 - 5:23am

V true. Most people opt for natural looking 300-400 cc implants, not those ridiculous looking ones you guys see in celebrities or insta models

Feb 25, 2021 - 1:05am

1. without

2. will definitely think more about her, just not the way you are thinking

3. poast results

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.

  • Intern in IB - Gen
Feb 25, 2021 - 5:23am

Only makes a difference when you have a decent foundation to start with. Also fat reabsorbs too so you don't really know what the long term retention looks like

Feb 25, 2021 - 4:04am

Boob jobs are not worth it. Insane numbers of health effects are being linked to prolonged use of implants, they just don't get nearly as much media attention as they should because it's a lucrative industry that many wealthy people are quite frankly addicted to. I have several family members who are reasonably well connected in LA and have shared absolute horror stories that have been completely kept private that involve A-list names having problems resulting from various types of implants (breast, butt, hips, pecs, the whole gambit).

Now while there are of course preferences every man or woman has for their SO's mammary glands, I think there's value in expressing appreciation for titties of all types. In college I ran the rainbow. Big titties, small titties, monster titties, pancake titties, perky titties, saggy titties, fresh coed titties, cougar titties, (young) granny titties, innie titties, and big ol dick nips. Each had it's own unique wonderfulness, and with the ones I dated seriously each had their own special place in my heart. I preach equality for all titties! All titties deserve to hang freely! All titties deserve to have someone who loves them!

So to conclude OP, no, I don't think you should get a boob job. You should get yourself a man/woman/attack helicopter that loves your boobs for the way they are, and will continue to love them as we all inevitably age and sag into the floor. Take that money you would've used on such a reckless personal risk (surgery is dangerous yknow), and instead invest responsibly. Personally, I'd put it all on GameStop weeklies. Or shares. You really can't go wrong because printer go BRRRRRRRRR.

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Feb 25, 2021 - 5:23am

more important than the boobs themselves is overall fitness. you put a pair of implants on someone who's overweight/skinny fat, you're still overweight/skinny fat. if I were you, I'd ask other women their experiences rather than a bunch of dudes with finance jobs - did they regret it? did they wish they'd done it sooner? later? bigger? smaller?

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