Brainstorming of my coming WSO movie: I Met U In The Jungle

Greetings again, monkeys! As promised, here comes my rough plot and character introductions of the movie I'm going to make. First, let me proudly announce the movie's producer, director, scriptwriter or even the cameraman if needed, LifeHedger (Applause). Second, let me thank you all again for the thought-provoking contributions you made in my previous thread. However, I have to sincerely apologize in advance: since this is a real movie with all the attention going to a very limited number of characters, I'm afraid I cannot include all you interesting WSO figures in it, no matter how much I would love to. But what's guaranteed is that this movie only marks the beginning of my filmmaking journey. I will have plenty of roles left for my next and next movies in case any of you want. Last but not least, my English is limited, my storytelling is limitless though. I wish I could have worded my work better. Anyways please just focus on catching the essence of it for now (I will hire some English expert to polish my script later in the end)

I'll start soon in the following.

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DaisukiDaYo

If there's no mention of blastoise, I'll be disappointed :(

Hes going to be played by Ben Affleck.

“...all truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.” - Schopenhauer
 

Brady, blastoise and lookatmycock. Illini must be part too, though. Where will it take place?

[quote]The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.[/quote]
 
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Remember: this is a mainstream movie. I want it to totally capture the values and philosophies of our beloved website. My audience are expected to be touched while amused. (Maybe it is different from what you are expecting but I will keep your all good troll nominations for another WSO comedy if possible. That comedy will ask for more talents and brain juice, just to let you know.)

OK, The name of the movie: I Met U in the Jungle. I would say it is still an undecided name. It only took me a couple minutes to come up with this name. I haven't thought of any better ones after. Two meanings: the real jungle where monkeys goof around/ the concrete jungle where most WSOers live in: nyc. So yes, this is a movie based in NYC.

Given how finance involved this film is, I want you guys to be very aware in the beginning: go away those SUITS, Mad Men pretentious shit, since this is a LifeHedger Production, I will give a very strong Grass Root, UNDERDOG personal touch to it. The main theme or you may call the main message I'm trying to send out: GO FOR BROKE when you have nothing to lose.

So luckily in this film, you will get to witness my only leading male's journey in nyc, how he got helped out tremendously by the strangers on an online forum called WSO, which also is where he got his most SWAG from afterwards, Oh, excuse me I mean, drive, courage, determination, sophistication... His one man's journey is not alone for it is filled with encounters, adventures and of course dramas.

I'm just a humble clown. I juggle around just for a good laugh of yours.
 

The central climatic conflict should be whether or not to take a BB MO role or a boutique FO role... and the battle regarding it should be duked out in a WSO forum. So many levels of intense, passionate conflict involving themes of preftige, pay, experience, and exit opps: all central tenets of the WSO life.

"Yes. Money has been a little bit tight lately, but at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I gonna be thinking about how much money I have? No. I'm gonna be thinking about how many friends I have and my children and my comedy albums."
 

This will be the most boring movie of all time. A guy staring at his computer all day: "Who has the best TMT dept in terms of prestige?? I'm not trolling, just wondering"

 

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