British Bankers Are Happy To Be Jerks

Let's face it: British bankers are pr-cks! It's like a proven fact or something.

To reaffirm this perceived stereotype, a group of concerned British bankers put together this joyous holiday ode to the credit crunch.

http://businesssheet.alleyinsider.com/2008/12/bad-british-spoof-video-a…

Unfortunately, the video, completely devoid of sarcasm, sympathy, or further explanation, has not been warmly received by the general public in the UK.

Whoopsies! Happy Holidays!

5 Comments
 

Hahahaha! I guess I can see why some people would be pissed, but that was pretty damn funny.

Solid drinking song.

 

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