Cap IQ request; Hedge Funds in the South; Boudreaux

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I would really appreciate it if someone could run a Cap IQ search for Hedge Funds in the south. Silver bananas to helpful people. Thanks ahead of time.

If you can help or not, a joke for your time:

       His name was Boudreaux, he was from Louisiana ..... and he
       needed a loan, so....... he  walked into a bank in New York
       City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer
       that he was going to Paris for an international Cajun festival
       for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a
       depositor of the bank. The bank officer told him that the bank
       would need some form of security for the loan, so the Cajun
       handed over the keys to a new Ford F250 Lariat Crew Cab. The
       truck was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Cajun
       produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer
       agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and
       apologized for having to charge 12% interest.

       Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good
       laugh at the Cajun from the south for using a $50,000 truck as
       collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then
       drove the truck into the bank's private underground garage and
       parked it.

       Two weeks later, Boudreaux returned, repaid the $5,000 and the
       interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very
       happy to have had your business, and this transaction has
       worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you
       were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found
       that you are a Distinguished Alumni from LSU , a highly
       sophisticated investor and Multi-Millionaire with real estate
       and financial interests all over the world. Your investments
       include a large number of crawfish farms in Ville Platte. What
       puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

       The Cajun replied, "Where else in New York City can I park my
       truck for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there
       when I return?"

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