Coldest comebacks you've ever seen

Wondering if you guys have any stories on the slickest comebacks you've ever seen. One of my personal favorites is how a slightly thicker white girl at this party told this other guy who was trying to hit on her friend "I weigh more than you, little boy. Fuck off" Dude then proceeds to say "Why are you proud that you weigh more than a man. That means you should hit the treadmill." Brutal.

 
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One time, the printer at my office was jammed up and my pages wouldn’t print out. A man stood there, just fiddling with the tray. I said “Do you even know how to use a printer fool?” He replied “I printed your wife’s divorce papers last night. And I will never stop printing until the ink cartridge on my life runs out.” 

That man was Jerome Powell. 

 

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