Coldest comebacks you've ever seen

Wondering if you guys have any stories on the slickest comebacks you've ever seen. One of my personal favorites is how a slightly thicker white girl at this party told this other guy who was trying to hit on her friend "I weigh more than you, little boy. Fuck off" Dude then proceeds to say "Why are you proud that you weigh more than a man. That means you should hit the treadmill." Brutal.

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