Cuff her if she passes these three questions
I'm prepared for the onslaught of monkey shits but here we go...
I have three questions a girl must pass if I'm going to cuff it up. It's a simple formula that will save you headaches and disappointments in the future. Obviously don't ask these straight out, but do some detective work over the course of the dating phase to acquire answers to these sacred questions.
1) Does she pay the minimum or the statement balance on her credit card?
2) Can she cook an egg?
3) How many times a week does she post life quotes on her Instagram story?
This is a pass/fail test. If she falls short of one of these three questions, run for the hills.
What do you think fellas?
Lol
OP:
Change # 3 to just "How many times a week does she post on her Instagram story?"
Red flag for sure
If this is NYC, the girl that passes will probably ghost you 2 months later lmfao
Sadly, this is true. Such is modern dating...
This is relevant to NYC. Elsewhere, people are kinder
lol I was talking to this one girl and personally, I don’t use tiktok but she does and she told me she was trying to get tiktok famous and her bio on there was something like “I’m hot”... I criticized her and told her.. “yo you got two kids and you’re half naked, shaking your ass”... she got so offended and blocked me. I laughed my ass off and I literally felt bad for her kids, having a mom like that... mind you, she was like 29.
any women who disrespects herself on social media and have kids, run.
Rule 4. If body count is higher than "5". 5 is like 10 and we don't want no hoes
Single digits only
what is the body count metric double or triple her number?
The problem with body count is that you can't reliably estimate its value. If you ask a girl how many guys she slept with, you have to square this number and divide it by 2.5 to obtain a more accurate approximation. That is, if she gives you x, she actually slept with (x^2)/2.5 guys, rounded up to the next number.
You may also want to ask her friends in order to obtain more insightful data and refine these estimates.
lmfao. an easier way is to double and add 7 to the stated body count
If you care about body count you are actually just an insecure shit scared of being with a girl who has more sexual experience than you. Your double standards are boring, and so is sex with someone inexperienced once you get over your perverted obsession with 'purity'.
The higher the body count, the higher the difficulty for the female to develop an emotional bound with her partner. This is linked to reduced levels of oxytocin in her brain. On the long run, females with low emotional attachment and low oxytocin levels will be bad mothers and represent a threat to the stability of the nuclear family. Why do you think divorce rates are so high in the US?
Furthermore, body count is an instant shit-test to evaluate a girl's ability to delay gratification. She can either ride the cock carousel during her youth without really caring about the future because she knows she'll always find a well-off beta to settle with once she hits the wall in her mid-twenties. That's the sad truth many females try to drink away: after reaching 25, their beauty (if they have any in the first place) will exponentially fade away. The intelligent woman will understand this, and will thus build a foundation, something making her more valuable than her sole physical attributes. She'll get degrees, pursue a career, learn things, do things, become an interesting person. Zuckerberg could have married an absolute top model, yet he chose a 4/10 wife who sometimes appears more masculine than he is. And that is because they share something. I guess she is intelligent, supportive, and useful. She's not just an anonymous bitch whose only asset is a quickly-depreciating body.
I dk. I started working in the service industry at 15. I’m 21 now, and being around that many women for that many years you pick up a few things. If a woman tells me she’s slept with more than 10 dudes, I’m out after one or two nights. A few reasons:
1) A lot of these relationships self destructed in front of my eyes, often they were the cause and didn’t understand. I don’t want to waste time defusing that bomb. 2) The cheating. Jesus Christ. 3) I find it gross.
Now mind you, guys are no better. both genders are just people. people are flawed. I just haven’t found as obvious a pattern in men but then again, I’m not looking.
OP can you explain the reasoning behind these criteria? There are many ways to cook an egg
If she can perfectly execute the over-easy egg, put a ring on it pronto
what if she is so busy that he never learned how to cook an egg? That is my story....
If you can't cook an egg you aren't properly self-sufficient
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Girls, all theses rules apply to boy too. Don’t let boys to be the only one who judge. I am not being unreasonable, but I do feel some kind of unfair when it comes to boys complaining about they are always the one who pay bills and they want “select” a “good” girl for themselves. This might be that I earn my own paychecks and never ever had a thought to dependent on men. I don’t like the stereotype lying behind the comments of these “RULES for GOOD GIRLs”. The poor boy who made this thread might be hurt by some “bad” girls, but plz don’t generalize to the rest of girls, okay?
there are no girls on internet dude
i personally very active on instgram ( only social media I’m active on ) but I’m posting selfies and crap ! I post things places stuff I do not cook as I eat out and I even lived in a studio without gas so not even making an omelette is possible ( I don’t like the kitchen but I love eating out / ordering ) no I’m not fat I workout 5/6 times a week quote it depends on mood guys too we have a list for you to be cut off !
you know you can just get a electric stove? I don’t know, for me, going out everyday for breakfast/lunch/dinner would be too costly especially in NYC. I’d admit, when a woman can cook, it is sexy. whenever I meet someone on a date and she says she hates cooking, it turns me off. Maybe because my mother always cooked for me, growing up as a kid so seeing that in a woman has a special place in my heart?
Seriously, invest in a portable induction cooktop and a decent steel pan (or an induction difuser if you have a pan that's not compatible) if you have an electric range and don't want to use it.
1.) Interesting point. Really I think (and guess others think) you just want a girl whose financially smart. I know a lot of girls living in the nyc area who essentially say they have no savings, but have a car/peoloton/soul cycle and lots of happy hour/travel pics. Not saying guys don't do this too, but I just feel I know more women who do it. But I think its a herd mentality thing, for example, women don't want to be seen on IG wearing the same thing, most guys could care less.
2.) I never understood when people brag they can't cook. To me, its a basic life skill. You don't need to be a French culinary grad, but have the basics and maybe one dish you can cook.
3.) Yea, never understand what goes through peoples heads when they post quotes, or really most stuff on IG. Some type like travel or accomplishments are cool, but I never understand the generic stuff that everyone can do, ie its great you bought a salad honey eveyrone can do that. I think a lot of times people post bc its aimed at one person; "get rid of toxic people in your life" isn't a message to everyone, its the girl telling her ex BF to pount sand.
At the end of they day, its difficult, we all want different things but its mainly we need someone who is smart but we find physically attractive. Some people just focus on the physical, some just look for a warm body.
Really, as you get old, you need to spend/use money for the current situation but also the ones you expect to have. For example, when you're 24, if you find a partner, you have a couple years to be dumb with money, but when you're 35 and single (in my opinion), you should be saving for things for your future family (if you plan to have one). Basically, at 35, you should be more plug and play than at 24.
Nailed it
Fucking this. Know so many people who base their entire personality off of things that are easily purchased (going out to new restaurants/ bars, vacations) and don’t require any effort on their end. It doesn’t tell me that you’re adventurous, it just tells me that you’ve yet to max out your cc limit
I think a lot of it is people just want to sit on the beach and get drunk. Or just eat and drink.
It's like when you meet someone and they say their hobby is wine; having wine as a hobby should mean you enjoy the taste, know something about the grapes and growing seasons; most people just buy yellowtail or cupcake wine and say "Im into wine"
From female prospective: is this a joke?
Since when did requirement become so low?
So we don't have to workout like a manic to stay in shape? Spend 300 usd a pop doing balayage hair? waxing everywhere to be naked seal? manicure pedicure? spending a fortune buying/doing makeup that looks like we are not wearing makeup (au naturale look)? sustain an interesting conversation and have a view? We got it all wrong girls, we just need to learn to cook an egg.
No, but I think its a comment/perspective on where we are in terms of relationships.
It's like that meme where women with 6 kids by six men want a 6/6/6 guy (six figure income, six pack abs, 6 ft tall).
But also, its a weird dichotomy. Right or wrong, at one point, women took care of the domestic home front and men worked, did more things involving money or labor (generally). Now a lot more women are getting away from doing domestic stuff, but don't want to do the labor stuff. For example, women in 2020 "won't cook because that's sexist and should be shared by everyone" but wont "rake leaves or mow the lawn becase thats a mans job."
You could point the same finger at some guys and say they are mainly boys in mens bodies. Everyone is out here just making decisions.
I think you are right and I understand the dichotomy. Giant brush generalisation goes both ways. But I also think this forum has a lot of generalisation that's perpetuated by a baised sample of popluation both gender and age which fortifies bias views in real life.
Honestly I took the interesting conversation and the egg and ran with it. 8 years happily married. Hate that other stuff, but then again, I met my wife in the library.
Regardless I think both parties should know themselves, be honest with others, and align their expectations with their eventual partners. There is no right or wrong way to be as long as you know what you want and don't misrepresent yourself.
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