Did I screw up?

After not sleeping for 48 or so hours - I decided that sending out networking emails/LinkedIn messages would be a great idea between 12-4am tonight. The caffeine told me the time wouldn’t matter, but after I woke up just now, I don’t think it’s the best look.
Did I screw myself?
One email was to an analyst at a firm I was really interested in, they were coherent just sent at 3am

 

What's up with normies and their love of caffeine, just do coke already you pussies

 

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