Do women care where you work?

So, I am a non-target school kid who just got an internship at BB IB for the summer. I go to a small college in a place that is definitely not Virginia in one of the best fraternity in America. Let's go PIKE!!! A little Linkedin connection flex the guy is an I was referred by a blackrock SMD and I charmed my way in the interview. Interview was super easy, I see a bunch of people stress about interviews on here but they asked me to walk them through a DCF which I did, they saw my pulp fiction poster on my wall and we spent 8 minutes able about how Quentin Tarantino is one of the best director. We talked about golfing and how I was golfing with the MD and he told me about the internship. Overall easy interview. 10/10. 

What truly annoyed me was when I tried to tell a girl that yeah i will be in the city the summer for an internship and she asked me what city. I told her the greatest city in the world and she again asked me what city and I told her NYC and she told me a couple of her friends go to NYU. Told her the bank and she had the nerve to tell me you are going to NY for them when they have a branch everywhere, How dare she call me a retail banker. I had to get the brothers to ban her from any of our future parties. sorry for the rant needed someone to talk to and therapy is too expensive.

 

''greatest city in the world, NYC''

Do you also think Europe is a country ?

 

I really hope you’re trolling.
 

First off, chill out and lower you ego (cf comment about the lower “retail banker”).

Second, if you’re reacting like that for some girl not putting you on a pedestral because you’re doing an internship this summer, you probably have deeper issues and also are likely not getting laid a lot. 
 

By the way sorry to say but there are millions of people in NYC so simply living there is not gonna grant you a universal sex passport haha

 

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