EXPOSING My name is Goldstein's real account (100% LEGIT!)

After reading @my name is goldstein" 's post about how he was "just trolling for advice." I was INSPIRED to DISCOVER the WHEREABOUTS of his REAL ACCOUNT and EXPOSE him. LONG STORY SHORT: Found it within five minutes. Did an advanced search BASED off of date (all posts 2 days

 

Further proof: both ask a ton of questions about whether he should major in Finance or CS at a Non-Target. One account says that there is boutique nearby which he wants a M&A internship at, the other says there he wants to get a M&A internship at a boutique. GUISE this is 100% LEGIT!

 

It's hard enough trying to be consistent with one persona, why have two?

Leave it to the professionals next time... (psychopaths and split personality disorders)

Absolute truths don't exist... celebrated opinions do.
 
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Inb4 Goldstein is indeed That Whole Yale Thing, but triples as Angel Molester. Think about it, why the hell would Angel Molester randomly spend all that time looking for Goldstein's alt account, when he has no clue one exists?

We are all playing Connect 3, Goldstein is playing Intergalactic 5d Backgammon.

 

sorry, been busy working at top tier BB (think MS/GS). I thought it would be harder honestly - thanks for keeping me in mind! I'll be back soon.

Let me hear you say, this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
 

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