After reading @my name is goldstein 's post about how he was "just trolling for advice." I was INSPIRED to DISCOVER the WHEREABOUTS of his REAL ACCOUNT and EXPOSE him. LONG STORY SHORT: Found it within five minutes. Did an advanced search BASED off of date (all posts 2 days<=start of his new @my name is goldstein account) + KEYWORDS which would be shared by both of his accounts. With some simple DEDUCTIVE REASONING, I determined it was his LEGIT account because this is the only account which had the shared criteria in the time frame which I specified.
You'll notice that BOTH users share an extremely similar WRITING STYLE. Even the freaking name of his account REFERENCES the fact that he couldn't make it into a TARGET.
Without FURTHER ADIEU, here is @my name is goldstein 's real account: