EXPOSING My name is Goldstein's real account (100% LEGIT!)

After reading @my name is goldstein" 's post about how he was "just trolling for advice." I was INSPIRED to DISCOVER the WHEREABOUTS of his REAL ACCOUNT and EXPOSE him. LONG STORY SHORT: Found it within five minutes. Did an advanced search BASED off of date (all posts 2 days=start of his new @my name is goldstein" account) + KEYWORDS which would be shared by both of his accounts. With some simple DEDUCTIVE REASONING, I determined it was his LEGIT account because this is the only account which had the shared criteria in the time frame which I specified.

You'll notice that BOTH users share an extremely similar WRITING STYLE. Even the freaking name of his account REFERENCES the fact that he couldn't make it into a TARGET.

Without FURTHER ADIEU, here is @my name is goldstein" 's real account:

@That Whole Yale Thing" https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/user/449807

Compare it with this: https://www.wallstreetoasis.com/user/455075

It's some really hilarious shit!

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It's hard enough trying to be consistent with one persona, why have two?

Leave it to the professionals next time... (psychopaths and split personality disorders)

Absolute truths don't exist... celebrated opinions do.
 

Bump. This is hilarious.

There's a closer meaning to my user name. Try reading it quickly. Perhaps you will then understand ;P
 
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Inb4 Goldstein is indeed That Whole Yale Thing, but triples as Angel Molester. Think about it, why the hell would Angel Molester randomly spend all that time looking for Goldstein's alt account, when he has no clue one exists?

We are all playing Connect 3, Goldstein is playing Intergalactic 5d Backgammon.

 

LOL I thought he was xgozax because they have threads about similar things, and when Goldstein started posting was when goza stopped posting... But I didn't go full sleuth and investigate it like this... Nice work.

 

sorry, been busy working at top tier BB (think MS/GS). I thought it would be harder honestly - thanks for keeping me in mind! I'll be back soon.

Let me hear you say, this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
 

these aren't your troll accounts? seems like if you can run WSO you can run a ring of troll accounts

Make Idaho a Semi-Target Again 2016 Not an alumnus of Idaho
 
"idaho"

Well I'll be darned

SEX DUNGEON I like to SEX DUNGEON fuck in a SEX DUNGEON all the time SEX DUNGEON with NYU CAS students SEX DUNGEON AndyLouis

SEX DUNGEON SEX DUNGEON SEX DUNGEON

SEX DUNGEON I wonder SEX DUNGEON who you SEX DUNGEON had that SEX DUNGEON conversation with SEX DUNGEON @Angel Molester" SEX DUNGEON

 

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