Can't you unnerstand wut dey is sayin? S'like london grime, get me?

If you really care to listen to that sort of thing, check Bruza, Lady Sov, JME, and the like. It's a good entree into chav culture.

 

Raising endless Qs... I never realised deciphering the subtleties of Bristish humour was such an arduous task.

Here're some examples if you can access youtube:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QUPMJ3S8_K8&mode=related&search=

Big success in the UK, not convinced it could be exported though.

One thing chav's and the city gangstas have in common is they both love their "pimped up rides"

 

The chavs are not the same as the ghetto bredren like me....

The immigrant ghetto hoodlum (like me) is not a chav by any means. It is a different street culture. Chavs are found in all towns and cities in Britain, whereas we hail only from the large cities. We are much more like the g'stas from the US in that we drive nice cars and have lots of cash - chavs are generally poor.

I 'ope you is all enlightened now, innit.

From the ghetto....

From the ghetto....
 
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A chav is first of all white. The female chav can be identified by her side ponytail, Marilyn Monroe piercing (the one above the lip where a mole would be), her fake Adidas track pants, and her typical shout of "oi sharon!" to her mates. She is usually found smoking a cigarette while pushing her stroller, which most often has a mixed race baby in it.

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The chavs are not the same as the ghetto bredren like me....

The immigrant ghetto hoodlum (like me) is not a chav by any means. It is a different street culture. Chavs are found in all towns and cities in Britain, whereas we hail only from the large cities. We are much more like the g'stas from the US in that we drive nice cars and have lots of cash - chavs are generally poor.

I 'ope you is all enlightened now, innit.

From the ghetto....

 
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A chav is first of all white. The female chav can be identified by her side ponytail, Marilyn Monroe piercing (the one above the lip where a mole would be), her fake Adidas track pants, and her typical shout of "oi sharon!" to her mates. She is usually found smoking a cigarette while pushing her stroller, which most often has a mixed race baby in it.
Hahahah! "Oi Sharon", while pushing a mixed race baby. That's good comedy..
 

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From the ghetto....

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