"Getting Laid in College is Somewhat Overrated"

"Attack_Chihuaha"

getting laid in college is somewhat overrated

- @Attack_Chihuaha"

4/30/2017, Never Forget.

How do you all feel about this? What are some other things that are overrated? Air Conditioning? Dry Socks? Good Health?

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"FratLord"Attack_Chihuaha:getting laid in college is somewhat overrated- @Attack_Chihuaha4/30/2017, Never Forget. How do you all feel about this?

I'd say the stereotypical blackout drunk at frat parties and banging a bunch of chicks for four years is overrated. One, very few guys are charming and have the game to accomplish that lifestyle. And two, the guys that are able to live that lifestyle typically only do it freshman and sophomore year, then settle down with a main squeeze for most of junior and senior year.

Only dorks obsess and clamor for this after age 20. Hence why so many nerds act like degenerate perpetual frat boys during their MBA program. They're in a state of arrested development, chasing this college stereotype they missed out on.

 

@Attack_Chihuaha"

But are you aware that you misspelled "Chihuahua" in your name? That's more important than feeding FratLord

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"FratLord"

Eat my shorts, GAYWADS!!!

absolutely savage

I'm feeling like a NFGDI pussy ass creep

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