gin is the best liquor

first off

right off the bat.

we not gettin fat. the hang clean game stay tight. right.

miracles don't happen overnight. ight

because no extra nonsense. so when the divorce go thru we g2g immediately. overnight.

it's vodka with botanicals

in russian, there are suffixes which do nothing but "cutesify" a word. like babytalk. idk. so vodka is a "cutesy" version of water. in russian, vodka is cute water. like adorable.

gin is vodka with botanicals

i fux with botanicals and so should you

dude

but goldie, what are botanicals?

you know.

the shit you might find growing at the botanicals gardens

parsley. carrots and shit. cardamomz. all that got no calories but hella flavors

dont feed the gators

dont alert the neighbors

and like antioxidants? but i feel like antioxidants are fake news lately

im tryana oxidate very much thank you very much bigboi mindyabiznus

the best mixing liquor? yes it is.

you mix that shit with roided up horse piss it taste like transfixing pony tonic yes

little drop of CBD. little drop of GHB. rine & repeat and the test always go in the left cheek

 

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Posts like this is why I nominated you for president. Thanks, Goldie.

im not qualified to be president of my toolshed

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

Bourbon till I die, but I am admittedly a sucker for a good G&T.

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