How Do I Become Better Than Other People?

Lacking in any inner charm or substance, I need to feel superior to other people through my choice of servitude. What kind of master should I grovel to in order to become superior to more well-adjusted people? How do I please this master? What kinds of schools should I attend to win the attention of the most prestigious masters? Is a 3.6 GPA high enough? What kinds of suits should I wear when supplicating to prospective masters for employment? Is it OK to wear bit loafers?

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Thank you sir. I believe this thread can be used as a sticky in the future for all questions that boil down to this one. Imagine the fortune Patrick will save on server space.

 

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