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Bangbros & Brazzers banned, everything else is fine.

[quote]The HBS guys have MAD SWAGGER. They frequently wear their class jackets to boston bars, strutting and acting like they own the joint. They just ooze success, confidence, swagger, basically attributes of alpha males.[/quote]
 

I have a 3+2 monitor setup. One screen is dedicated to surfing the world wide web, so quiet this summer. Much better last summer with the US going for broke.

Quick tip for all the people raised up on shitty Apple products. Ctrl+w is your friend when surfing the web.

CNBC sucks "This financial crisis is worse than a divorce. I've lost all my money, but the wife is still here." - Client after getting blown up
 

Discretion not needed. I browse the web when I feel like it. But if I'm in I'm working...

-Gorilla A. ------------------- “I've forgotten who I had lunch with earlier, and even more important, where.” ― Bret Easton Ellis, American Psycho
 

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