How does a BSD lay pipe?

Monkeys, title says all: How do the Alpha Males of Wall Street please their respective S/O? How do the Patrick Bateman clones do the ol horizontal tango? Do they go at it all kicking ass and taking names like they do with those juicy deals? Or do they like to lay back and let someone else run the show, just for a change of pace? And are there Nutella and horse masks involved somehow?
What do you think?

[We´ll assume the BSD in question to be 30+ish, of European ancestry, hetero and (comparatively) well-adjusted]

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Jan 2, 2020 - 12:06pm

Isn´t that basically vanilla nowadays? I´m so out of touch what´s considered taboo at the moment...

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Jan 7, 2020 - 8:19am

Since when does Chuckyboy count as BSD? If anything, he´s an SLD lol

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Jan 2, 2020 - 1:15pm

YMMV but typically, i aim my penis towards the vagina

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Jan 2, 2020 - 3:09pm

Darnit, you´re some kinda perv, son? Sounds right pervy to me!

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Jan 2, 2020 - 3:22pm

i have been informed that my sexual preferences represent everything that AOC wants to destroy

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Jan 7, 2020 - 8:17am

Why would you need a black bull if you can have a RAINMAKER who POUNDS you in the ASS (provided he has time...)

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Jan 7, 2020 - 5:25pm
Matchwood:

Why would you need a black bull if you can have a RAINMAKER who POUNDS you in the ASS (provided he has time...)

you ever have anal?
it's like eating a clam
most of the satisfaction is in prying it open. the meat itself is kind of grainy and taut

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

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Jan 7, 2020 - 5:24pm
heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

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