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Magneton Alexander Hamilton:

I would want to be Hamilton, obviously.

Funnybot.

There is a story behind that. It has something to do with Aaron Burr.

"It's very easy to have too many goals and be overwhelmed by them... The trick is to find the one thing you can focus on that represents every other single thing you want in life." -- @"Edmundo Braverman"
 
Alexander Hamilton Magneton: Alexander Hamilton:

I would want to be Hamilton, obviously.

Funnybot.

There is a story behind that. It has something to do with Aaron Burr.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

Ha, gayus.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

Wilt Chamberlain

"Yes. Money has been a little bit tight lately, but at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I gonna be thinking about how much money I have? No. I'm gonna be thinking about how many friends I have and my children and my comedy albums."
 

JFK All Day.

I hope this is better than the last batch of shit you gave me. Produced more wood than Ron Jeremy. I don't want you to yell, "Reco!" anymore. Know what you should yell? "Timber!" Yeah, Mr. Fuckin' wood.
 

None. We have it so easy these days, I wouldn't want to live in an earlier period.

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

You're such a buzzkill

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

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"He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man." ― William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing
 
DCDepository

I agreed with Hamilton's worldview, but I'd be Thomas Jefferson. The guy had the most eclectic interests.

Plus a lot of mixed babies - wasn't he notorious for this ?

speed boost blaze
 

Carlos Danger

All the world's indeed a stage, And we are merely players, Performers and portrayers, Each another's audience, Outside the gilded cage - Limelight (1981)
 

Till the PTSD, alcoholism, depression, and inability to find joy in any of the activities that make him a boss led him to commit suicide.

Agreed on him being a boss though, check out his estate in Cuba if you get the chance.

 

Theodore Roosevelt anyone?

Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker.
 

Elizabeth I

Currently: future neurologist, current psychotherapist Previously: investor relations (top consulting firm), M&A consulting (Big 4), M&A banking (MM)
 

John Kennedy

Matthew H. Greene Senior Vice President, Corporate Recruitment & Talent Acquisition Bostonian Capital Management Company MA: 617 419 3295 / CT: 860 249 0791 / NYC: 917 210 3029 [email protected] WWW.BOSTCAPITALMGT.COM
 

I'd be myself. In present day. Best time to be alive. Best person to be alive as. Winning. All Day. Every Day. TRAIN BY DAY JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY NIGHT. ALL DAY

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